Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
I love having hate sex.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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