If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
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