I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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