Porn is love you can see.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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