She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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