We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I just found puke in my bra..
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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