I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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