Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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