even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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