This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
Randomize
