I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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