I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
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