I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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