I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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