My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I'm passing your future prison.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
