Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I am naked and annoyed.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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