Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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