i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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