After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
i wish my penis had a tongue
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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