think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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