It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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