let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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