I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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