real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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