i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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