Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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