May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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