Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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