Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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