she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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