They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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