how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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