I wannas sexs uuuuu
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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