drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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