What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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