I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
