I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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