If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
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