You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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