ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I just don't think it's that outlandish to ask that I don't get messages from my husband at 8:30pm on a Wednesday telling me he peed on our cat
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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