I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
