If i come over, it means nothing
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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