i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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