I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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