do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
We are two peas in an std pod
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
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