I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
We had to coat check the pizza.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Come on in and take your pants off
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