i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
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