quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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