STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
