I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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